Traffic Thoughts

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/30/2015 at 08:23 • Filed to: Traffic

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The 2015 Dodge Challenger has four engines to choose from. Three of those engines are V8s. ‘Murica.


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Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > PatBateman
04/30/2015 at 08:31

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Please check one:

Good

Fantastic

Batshit Insane


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > PatBateman
04/30/2015 at 08:31

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Apparently some of the V8’s get as good fuel economy as my cavalier. #want.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
04/30/2015 at 08:32

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I was going to list them as “powerful, performance, bat shit”.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > PatBateman
04/30/2015 at 08:33

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And even the V6 has over 300 horsepower.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > thebigbossyboss
04/30/2015 at 08:35

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Yes, but only while going 60 MPH in 6th gear.


Kinja'd!!! DoYouEvenShift > PatBateman
04/30/2015 at 08:39

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AND!!!! They are all pushrod V8s!! ‘Merica!


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > PatBateman
04/30/2015 at 08:39

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For some wierd reason I want one with a Cummins.


Kinja'd!!! valis86 > PatBateman
04/30/2015 at 08:41

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soon as I saw that pic, I went ‘Houston’.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
04/30/2015 at 08:42

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Nah. There’s “cool crazy”, and then there's Manson Crazzy.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > PatBateman
04/30/2015 at 08:43

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Charles Manson or Marilyn Manson?


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > PatBateman
04/30/2015 at 08:44

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Same for Camaro :)

And Mustang will surely offer another supercharged V8 at some point, right?


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > PatBateman
04/30/2015 at 08:45

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Well of course. We always obey all traffic rules and regulations.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > PatBateman
04/30/2015 at 08:47

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I should have specified 8-cyl. Cummins. So basically the driving position is this:

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Kinja'd!!! Racescort666 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
04/30/2015 at 08:50

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They make a V8. That would be pretty kickass in a car.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Racescort666
04/30/2015 at 08:51

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Straight 8 fer moi. Screw practicality, safety, curb weight limitations and anything else that might exist to get in the way.


Kinja'd!!! Racescort666 > yamahog
04/30/2015 at 08:51

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There's plenty of decent aftermarket manufacturers that offer one. :)


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Nibby
04/30/2015 at 08:54

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Charlie.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > valis86
04/30/2015 at 08:55

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I'm sitting in Houston traffic. Applicable pic is applicable.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > yamahog
04/30/2015 at 09:01

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This is true.

For now, though, let's all point at the Mustang and laugh.


Kinja'd!!! valis86 > PatBateman
04/30/2015 at 09:18

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what the heck are you doing down here?

Maybe a better question would be why I thought you were in Vegas......fyi, I’m a huge Ellis fan, and now I’m wondering if I need to relocate.......


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > valis86
04/30/2015 at 09:24

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Nope. Lived in the Houston are for 15 years. Seventh generation Texan as well.

In the Galleria this morning for a “mandatory" meeting that I shouldn't have to attend. Then it'll be back to the Land of Sugar.


Kinja'd!!! valis86 > PatBateman
04/30/2015 at 10:03

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Nice.....Colorado boy here, got here in ‘03 to raise a family (ex’s job was HQ’d here). And I avoid the Galleria like the plague. First contact was Xmas of 03 with a new-born and a ma in law. Hell has nothing on the Galleria in Holiday Throes.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > valis86
04/30/2015 at 11:04

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I usually stay as far away from the Galleria as possible. I just... CAN’T take the traffic.